You know those days where you are just so sorry that you got out of bed. I've spent most of today inserting my foot in my mouth apparently trying to reach the other side.
Do you ever have those moments where you know that you've said the wrong thing and you just wish that you could rewind and take it back. With a mouth like mine, I have a least one of those moments on a daily basis. Today's was awesome. I made the biggest dink out of myself in front of, 3 co-workers, my boss and even better my bosses boss. AWESOME!
Sometimes I just wish someone would hit that sensor button in my head or at least punch me in the mouth before I can utter a sound but no one ever does and out comes the asinine comment. Go me.
Even better, I'm slightly insane so I spend the rest of my life being haunted by these stupid comments. I'll have just gotten out of the shower and remember a comment I made in third grade and be horrified and embarrassed all over again. I'll remember an ex-boyfriend, or a comment I made to a co-worker or really just about anything and get to relieve it all over again.
Sometimes I wish I could just delete my brain and start over.
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