Today we went to the dentist.............................

So the dentist is not where one would expect a lesson on anatomy to take place.  Rachel however believes wherever she is is a good place to tell you what's going on.

Picture it...............  She's sitting in the dentist chair.  Hygienist is up to her elbows in Rachel's mouth.  Rachel, Hmmm, cuts the cheese, passes the gas, the air escaped out of the basement instead of the attic.  You get the gist. 

Rachel not being one to pass on a moment to shame her mother, states LOUDLY, "I farted.  It came out of my bum.  Not my 'gina."  Yup.  That's my kid.  I thought the Hygienist would fall out of her chair laughing.

I am so proud.

Now this picture is not my child, but do you see the Hygienist's face.  Yeah, it sorta looked like that.